Epilogue of the greatest cliffhanger in history since the end of the seasons of Plus Belle La Vie: glory to the winner of the immunity test, already qualified for orientation, woe to the vanquished, eliminated immediately. Mamamia.
10:22 p.m .: @Omar Listening
” Claude who teaches Régis a moral lesson, I don’t see the point, he grills his voice for advice, and in addition he leaves this bitch of Alexandra in the game.”
100% true but rah, what a pleasure.
10:21 p.m .: Mini, mini, mini episode this week, next time we will have the right to orientation, the BEST TEST IN THE WORLD.
10:20 p.m .: To tell you the truth, I had already prepared this in the event of Alexandra’s elimination:
10:19 p.m .: Régis who complains that Claude has not kept his word, hahaha !!!
He can say nothing, he did the same !!!
10:19 p.m .: AND IT’S OVER FOR RÉGIIIIIIS !!!!!!!!
10:18 p.m .: Alexandra-Régis shoulder to shoulder.
10:17 p.m .: Imagine there was one sticking out a necklace there …
10:15 p.m .: @Wagneau
“I would still like to see Alexandra just pull out to see her brown one last time.”
Stop, already that his arrow was broken …
10:14 p.m .: GO FOR THE VOTES!
We cross the ligaments.
9:13 p.m .: So Inès knows what a Damocles sword is, but not a quarter of an orange.
9:12 p.m .: What a licking session … With Régis Excelangue, there.
10:11 p.m .: So it’s Claude “the master of the game“Of Zazie’s song?
10:08 p.m .: Can you imagine Alexandra’s speech if she blows herself up? I salivate in advance.
She’s going to get eliminated because people find her too strong, if that’s not karma.
10:06 p.m .: Sah.
#KohLanta in a bar. pic.twitter.com/3rlKVN1hhX
– Franck (@ franckb22) May 22, 2020
10:04 p.m .: Hahaha but you are sick in the comments with Inès, it is getting fatter and I can even share more.
10:03 p.m .: On the other hand on the HEAD OF OIM, Claude you vote Alexandra. It is he who holds the reins of the vote.
22:01: Of course that Alexandra can win the poles, it’s good to realize … Moussa comes in the right team, it smells scorched for our favorite sports coach.
9.59 p.m .: Régis when he gets home we will call him “El Flaco” , I am dead.
9:58 p.m .: Inès takes Régis aside to eliminate Alexandra, much stronger than her on the tests … It is well played, a pity that we had to wait until the half so that they start to eat between draws .
9:57 p.m .: RÉGIS HE LOST EIGHTEEN KILOS IN THIRTY DAYS ???
But wait it’s insane, usually it’s ten, not as much …
9:55 p.m .: Tell yourself that Gignac had the same reaction when he left Mérano.
9:55 p.m .: Wait, Alexandra just said she lost SEIZE KILOS? It’s not possible, I heard wrong reassure me, it’s seven?
9:54 p.m .: Damn Moussa’s mass loss …
9:53 p.m .: Oh the mirror and the scale! Best doublet since the Derrick brothers.
9:52 p.m .: The ex-yolks would like to blow up Régis, while being afraid that Claude will give him his necklace at the last moment … We know very well that it will not happen like that.
9:51 p.m .: Without messing around: how can this woman be an educator for young people? This is the real mystery of this season, next to the tomb of Tutankhamun is that tchi.
9.50 p.m .: BUT WHEN IS ALEXANDRA ANGER AGAINST CLAUDE?
BUT THE SEUM ON LEGS MY GOD
9:48 p.m .: Inès who hopes to receive the necklace from Claude, I have the impression of hearing Les Herbiers “hope that PSG puts its team BFor the Coupe de France final. Do not dream.
9.46 p.m .: Claude in Football Manager you can make him play everywhere, it looks like Łukasz Piszczek.
9.45 p.m .: Hi, artist. “The go-getter of Forez“
9.44 p.m .: Claude when he arrives at the Council:
9:40 p.m .: @ cycyP3
“I can’t wait to see The Last Dance on Claude in a few years. It will be fantastic !!”
9:39 p.m .: “I do rally”
9:34 p.m .: The last time we saw such a moving farewell speech was this:
9:33 p.m .: The tears…
9:32 p.m .: AND IT GOES FOR ALEXANDRA AND NAOIL !!!!!!!
IT’S OVER FOR RICO !!! THE THUNDERCLAP !!
9:32 p.m .: Two hours of brothel test … They are not entitled to a cool break?
9:31 p.m .: MOUSSA AND INÈS GO DUO!
There remain Rico, Alexandra and Naoil.
9:31 p.m .: Olala is not a test for my Rico that, it turns into super-saiyen with each fall. Give him a shuttlecock in his hands, it’s good for that.
9:30 p.m .: AND GOING FORWARD!
9:29 p.m .: Moussa he sweats more than Nadal on the Chatrier, it’s indecent.
9:28 p.m .: GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL !!!!!
IT GOES FOR CLAUDUS !!!!!!!
9:27 p.m .: I am convinced that Ousmane Dembélé would manage to make himself the crusaders on this test.
9:27 p.m .: HAHAHA YES, MY RICO, THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING!
9:26 p.m .: What are they playing there, air dominoes?
9:25 p.m .: AH BUT LOL. Régis, Moussa and Claude, who thought they had finished, realize that their dominoes are far too close to drop the last one. We have to start again!
9:24 p.m .: Moussa it has thighs that make the circumference of the squares, it is not possible that it passes.
9:23 p.m .: Olala but they must put their feet in the small boxes, there?
You don’t have to have Parkinson’s, huh.
9:22 p.m .: Come on, it’s OVER!
9:20 p.m .: @Mbenji
“Look forward to seeing Alexandra last in the event.”
9:18 p.m .: Afterwards, it should be even better to eat a sandwich-merguez with George Lucas and that he talks about Rico la Défonce.
9:16 p.m .: I want to eat a merguez sandwich with Rico la Défonce and he talks to me about head gaskets.
9:15 p.m .: When Claude says, “We never put out my flame», I seem to hear Djibril Cisse speak.
9:13 p.m .: IT IS GOING TO BEGIN !!!!
Good match, friends.
9.10 p.m .: Superb dedication to our beautiful Ligue 2 than to start with the Domino’s event.
9:06 p.m .: @greek
“So if I understood correctly, this evening we have a guy who comes out directly to an event and another to the board, right? Hoping that neither Eric nor Claude will lose the elimination round and that Claude will give Eric his collar if he wins immunity.”
Ideal: Claude, Rico smashes it, Régis, Moussa, Naoil.
Prognosis: Claude, Rico la Def ‘, Alexandra, Régis, Inès.
I have little of a very big choke from Naoil on the immunity test, and Moussa who blew himself up by Rico’s collar on the board. BIM.
9:02 p.m .: @Omar Listening
“@theo do you believe in the theory of the eliminated spoiled by the credits of last week, Alexandra?”
Listen, given the editing trickery to which we were entitled with the false eliminations of Sam this season, I think TF1 is smart enough to have us willingly made us believe that so that it occupies the networks a bit. That said, I have never hoped so much to have actually been spoiled.
8:59 p.m .: I WANT TEARS THIS FUCKING EVENING.
8:57 p.m .: To wait in front of Canteloup we get in the mood with a best-of from the huge Phil, my favoriteall-time. With his little bézot, there.
8:54 p.m .: Tell yourself that there tonight, Claude can jump. On a misunderstanding, HE CAN JUMP.
Even if hey, I don’t really see on which test he could be beaten by Inès and Moussa at the same time, except if the test consists of staying in a lying position for hours. They are over-trained, they come out of an internship in Tignes.
8:53 p.m .: I’m hot like a fries hut, and I don’t say that about Mallory.
8.50 p.m .: Hello fifous! How is it going ?
Say, I don’t know you, but my legs have been shaking for a week at the mere mention of the word “Koh Lanta” None eliminated last week, was it a special Tahiti Shower episode? No problem, we’ll have two tonight. We will finally know the names of the five finalists, and it promises to be explosive.
By Théo Denmat