Matt Damon, Aziz Ansari Lead ‘SNL’ Cold Open as Trump Officials

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Matt Damon Returns to ‘Saturday Night Live’ with Political Satire and Movie Promotion

Academy Award winner Matt Damon returned to the Saturday Night Live stage this past weekend, serving as the host for an episode that blended sharp political commentary with personal humor. Marking his third time hosting the legendary sketch comedy series, Damon kicked off the evening with a high-energy cold open and a monologue that touched on everything from his upcoming cinematic projects to the logistics of Mother’s Day.

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A Satirical Bar Scene: Kavanaugh, Hegseth, and Patel

The episode opened with a satirical sketch set in a Washington, D.C. Bar, where Damon portrayed Supreme Court Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Joining him were Colin Jost as Pete Hegseth and Aziz Ansari as FBI Director Kash Patel.

The sketch depicted the three Trump-backed officials celebrating their perceived successes. In a series of punchy exchanges, Jost’s Hegseth bragged about starting a war, while Damon’s Kavanaugh countered by claiming credit for ending abortion, stating, “Your body, my choice.” The trio also touched upon the ongoing Iran war, though Damon added a comedic pivot, suggesting that “the real war right now is the war against male loneliness.”

The sketch culminated in a “top secret” revelation from the faux Justice Kavanaugh regarding a potential third term for Donald Trump. When Hegseth questioned the constitutionality of such a move, Damon quipped that Trump had found the original Constitution and simply wrote “Sike!” at the end.

Monologue and ‘The Odyssey’ Promotion

During his opening monologue, Damon addressed his long absence from the show—his previous hosting stints occurred in December 2018 and October 2002. He used the platform to promote his upcoming role in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, which is scheduled to hit theaters on July 17. Damon joked about the gap between the SNL appearance and the film’s release, noting it was “nine weekends from now.”

Matt Damon Monologue – SNL

Damon also leaned into the timing of the episode, which aired the day before Mother’s Day. He delivered a series of jokes regarding Spirit Airlines shutting down—claiming it prevented the cast’s mothers from flying in first class—and offered a mock “personal message” to viewers who had forgotten to buy their mothers a gift.

Season 51 Closing Stretch

As Saturday Night Live nears the conclusion of its 51st season, the episode featured singer-songwriter Noah Kahan as the musical guest. This hosting appearance places Damon as the second-to-last host of the season. The season finale is set to feature Will Ferrell as the host, with Paul McCartney appearing as the musical guest. This follows a recent episode where Olivia Rodrigo served as both host and musical talent.

Season 51 Closing Stretch
Aziz Ansari Lead

Key Takeaways from the Episode

  • Political Parody: The cold open featured Matt Damon (Brett Kavanaugh), Colin Jost (Pete Hegseth), and Aziz Ansari (Kash Patel) in a satirical discussion about political power and a fictional “third term” for Trump.
  • Career Milestone: This marked Matt Damon’s third time hosting SNL, joining the “three-timers club.”
  • Upcoming Film: Damon is starring in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, releasing July 17.
  • Season Finale: Season 51 will conclude with host Will Ferrell and musical guest Paul McCartney.

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