Late-night hosts mocked Donald Trump for gleefully accepting the inaugural Fifa peace prize ahead of the World Cup in the US.

Jon Stewart

On the daily show on Monday evening Jon Stewart roasted Donald Trump for accepting the inaugural Fifa peace prize at the World Cup draw on Friday. “Oh my God, he won the prize specifically created to appease him!” he joked. “The Fifa appease prize!

“I don’t know if you guys got a good look at the trophy, but come on,” he laughed before a photo of the trophy, sculpted to appear as though several hands rising from below cupped the world.

“I think its design somewhat reflects,in all likelihood,how it was conceived.I take you to that meeting now…” Stewart continued, breaking into an impression of a Fifa employee: “Why do we gotta invent some prize just to satisfy some fragile egomaniac? Trump is so needy. It’s like the world always has to reach out and stroke his balls.”

The prize ceremony included not only the trophy but a medal, which Trump instantly put around his own neck. “He’s so thirsty he’s not even going to bag it,” Stewart laughed. “He’s like, ‘No, I’ll just wear it out of the store, no worries.’

“The craziest part wasn’t necessarily Donald Trump being awarded an entirely fictitious golden butt plug,” he added. “It was the cognitive dissonance of flipping over to the news channels, post-peace ceremony.” The host played a series of clips from the Trump administration claiming they were “ramping up the pressure” on the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro, or “on the brink of war with Venezuela”.

“America’s new foreign policy is basically this: don’t kill people there [the Middle East]; kill them over here [South America]in your own time zone,” he mused. “It’s classic advice: shit where you eat.

“That’s the new Trump doctrine.It’s not in any way about stable democracies. It’s about spheres of influence,” he concluded. “Russia can have their sphere of influence, including Ukraine. China can have theirs, and problably Taiwan, and we get South America. America is no longer the shining city on the hill. It is merely just one of the five crime families, splitting up the territories.”

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel also poked at Donald Trump for his award-filled weekend, including a hosting stint at the Kennedy Center Honors – the first held as Trump’s opposed takeover of the formerly non-partisan performance venue and institution.

While hosting, Trump took a swipe at Kimmel, claiming he was an inferior host – “If I can’t beat out Jimmy Kimmel in terms of talent,then I don’t think I should be president.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with anything more than that,” Kimmel joked. “Do you think he even knows that I’ve never hosted the kennedy Center Honors? Maybe he’s confusing me with Queen Latifah? And as far as this who has more talent thing goes, it seems like he’s challenging me to a contest and if so, I’m open to it. Let’s do it. Let’s have a talent competition. I’ll come on, I’ll tell a few jokes

Kimmel and Meyers Roast Trump’s FIFA ‘Peace Prize’

Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers didn’t hold back when commenting on FIFA’s recent decision to award Donald Trump a “peace prize.” Both late-night hosts delivered scathing critiques, questioning the award’s legitimacy and Trump’s reaction to it.

Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel opened his monologue by sarcastically listing Trump’s diverse talents. “He can draw something, he can play the clarinet.And he can play golf, well… that’s debatable. But he can also receive awards for things he didn’t earn,” Kimmel joked. He then directly addressed the FIFA prize, calling it “like if Nascar started handing out Peabody awards. It means nothing.”

He continued, suggesting trump felt compelled to accept the award.”He couldn’t hand out all those Kennedy Center medals without getting one himself,” Kimmel mused. “you know how when you bring a birthday present to an eight-year-old and you have to bring another one for his five-year-old brother? This is basically that.”

Despite the widespread skepticism, Trump declared the award “one of the greatest honors of his life.” Kimmel responded with a particularly blunt analogy. “Putting a made-up medal around your neck and bragging about it is indeed like masturbating and telling your friend you got laid this weekend,” he quipped.”Everyone, even his family, knows this is a BS prize designed to keep him from screwing up the World Cup, except for him. It’s so deeply pathetic, it almost makes me feel bad for him.”

Seth Meyers

“Everyone knows how easily Trump is flattered by gifts and fake…