South Park Tackles Predictive Betting, Trump’s Apocalyptic Baby

Predictive betting comes to South park in episode five of the show’s sporadic yet highly-rated 27th season, when the odds on whether Kyle’s mom, who is a Jewish woman, will attack Gaza become a hot speculation at the elementary school.

It all starts with the kids of South Park Elementary placing bets on whether one of their own – a Boy Scout who insists on repeatedly informing the class that she is one of the group’s WeBlos – is a boy or a girl. Soon, Eric Cartman is going on about Kyle’s mom, one of his least favorite peopel in town but one he enjoys talking (and on the big screen, singing) about.

Back at the White House, Satan and President Trump are awaiting the birth of their child, who is likely to bring about the apocalypse, and are preparing for the little one’s arrival. A seemingly goober-like version of Vice President J.D. Vance is back, too, with bad news for Trump.

“Everyone is so excited for the baby,” Vance says. “Boss, you must be so excited as well. Yeah, well, excited, it is indeed going to completely change your life, though…”

Naturally, this being South Park, trump soon begins his efforts to kill his and Satan’s unborn child. Hi-jinks ensue. Vance’s motivations are also revealed later in the episode (but you all knew the Vice President of the United States was no goober, right?).

plots in Washington and our favorite small Colorado mountain town once again merge after a phone call is placed from South Park to end the sports betting craze, via government intervention. FCC chief Brendan Carr ends up on the