Will Luka Rise Again? 24 Predictions for the 2023-24 NBA Season

Want to know if the Celtics can repeat, if New York can finally dethrone them in the East, or if the Lakers reign supreme in the inaugural season of the Emirates NBA Cup? Then dive into these 24 NBA predictions for the 2023-24 season, powered by years of expertise and hot takes from the King himself.

Last Year’s Record: More Art Than Science

Before we jump into the crystal ball, a quick look back at last year’s predictions is in order. Let’s just say, not everything went according to plan. Sure, I nailed some big ones, like James Harden’s trade to the Clippers. Others, well, let’s just say some historical context was needed. The Nuggets *were* overwhelming favorites. What’s another loss or two in the grand scheme?

“But grades are subjective, darling,” I sashayed.

and used my trusty grading curve to boost that GPA. It’s what separates the superstars from the rest, don’t you know?

2023-24 NBA Predictions: Buckle Up!

1. Can the Celtics Repeat?

Hell yeah, they… Well, let’s first see how quickly Porziņģis recovers from his surgery to repair a torn medial retinaculum. He’s supposed to be back in December, but given Porziņģis’ history of lower-body injuries, let’s see. Boston can tread water for a few weeks, but milking 3